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Joe knew he was truly the black sheep at work (or now rather the white sheep) the moment he got hired, but caught in this moment he felt it more than ever. Joe had been working at his new job for about 4 months now. He was in his mid 30’s and had been working the matching boring 9 to 5 desk job since he graduated from college. So when the office branch closed without any spot he was really screwed. He had never position money away into savings, he had nothing in stocks, and zero assets to cash in on. Unemployment was of no help either. About a week had passed since he got laid off, and with nothing to do, he found himself driving around aimlessly just to pass the period. After 45 minutes of left turns and stoplights, he pulled off an exit ramp and followed the signs for a shopping plaza. The open-air complex was beautiful, mostly consisting of shops for the female demographic, but Joe had figured that would be the case. But just as luck would have it, on a blackboard style sandwich board there was an ad. “Full-Time Job Opening! Sales Experience Required! Ground Salary PLUS Commissions! Investigate at Cintura Nera!” Joe scratched at his stubble on his face and thought long and challenging.
dissypoo:
scientistsoldier:
airtrafficcontroller:
sadgaywerewolf:
dilhowltersboyfriend:
milkystreet:
australian-government:
reliquiaen:
AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their spirit mate so they can grow old together.
i’d never die
but imagine already creature in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day
imagine platonically moving in with ur foremost friend at 18 and then realizing a rare years later that you’ve been aging together
imagine purposely never finding your heart mate so you can reign eternal
holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever
What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.
This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate
okay but you guys dont realize the potential.
imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and
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dissypoo:
scientistsoldier:
airtrafficcontroller:
sadgaywerewolf:
dilhowltersboyfriend:
milkystreet:
australian-government:
reliquiaen:
AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their heart mate so they can grow old together.
i’d never die
but imagine already creature in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day
imagine platonically moving in with ur foremost friend at 18 and then realizing a several years later that you’ve been aging together
imagine purposely never finding your heart mate so you can reign eternal
holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever
What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.
This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate
okay but you guys dont realize the potential.
imagine meeting a handsome young man w
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People who get stalker texters should just screen cap the messages and give out the person’s # on tumblr and send the legions of bloggers spamming them with creepy texts while pretending to be someone of distaste. Is it a overly try hard masculine creeper guy? Everyone pretend to be gay men who are lookin 4 luv
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acidverdict:
i’m usually one of those people who think that shippers over-analyze every moment between their characters but sometimes even i’m at a loss when they just-
what the fuck merlin???
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tags:
#rant
iwaizumih:
12 year old weeb: omg desuu uuuguuu uwu sprakle sparkle kyaa (✿◠‿◠)
me:
were you never 12? “wow a youngster experiencing joy and excitement in their little hearts begone demon you necessitate jesus”
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mickeyblades:
this scene has some quality stills
I am dying at rei expression of “ahhh I am utsukushii”
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interviewer:so what was it like playing the big villain?
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Choking On Your Alibi
Rating: M
Genre/tags/idk: friends to lovers/getting together, fluff, eventual smut, all the good stuff
Word count: 6.3k what the fuck
Summary: When Dan had first responded to a stranger’s roommate ad, he figured they’d be like acquaintances living together; simply exchanging pleasantries now and then. However as it happens they had quickly change into good friends. But what will transpire when Dan walks in on Phil hooking up with another guy?
based on this article referencing a reddit announce about a guy who thinks he’s homophobic because he doesn’t like seeing his roommate with other guys
title from Mr. Brightside because that’s where everyone gets their titles tbh
click here to read it on ao3 if that’s more your thing
“There’s just one more thing,” the dude sitting across from him says, looking up from Dan’s application form.
“What is it?”
“Well so I assume it’s not gonna be much of an issue for you but I’m uh … I’m gay?”
“Oh,” Dan is a bit taken aback at first, though he recovers fairly rapidly, “That’s cool,&