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These Gays! They're Trying To...
As the previous paragraph probably suggests – this performance rarely takes itself seriously and at times is an absolutely insane yet somehow it works. Charles Quittner brings out some hilarious performances from the ensemble cast who each take on several roles throughout the 2 hour show. Of particular letter Dan de la Motte’s aloof hotel manager with the most extreme Icelandic accent would easily recline alongside Murray Bartlett and Sabrina Impacciatore of the TV series in an absurd parallel universe.
If you’re expecting a straightforward, unbroken story with an uncomplicated to follow plot, this probably isn’t the production for you, if however you enjoy a fast-paced satirical and camper than Christmas evening of escapism to tide you over until the next season of White Lotus then this is absolutely the show for you.
In summary, this is an imaginative, innovative and hilarious present that features Bjork and Kermit the Frog along with Iceland’s last Bic Mac – what more could you want to see in the modern year?
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- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: [to the captain of the boat] These gays, they're trying to murder me!
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Listen, Portia, I know you really like him, but... the other blackout I was walking around the villa and... well, I saw Jack and his uncle and, you know, they were like -- they were, favor, naked and stuff like that.
- Portia: They were naked? Doing what?
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Successfully. he was kinda fucking his uncle.
- Daphne Sullivan: You don't have to perceive everything to cherish someone. A small mystery? It's kinda sexy.
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: They're going to perform Greg's dirty function for him because he's gonna settle them with my money so they can decorate their houses or some shit.
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: You know, there aren't enough people out there that are worried about antique buildings.
- Bert Di Grasso: Our Achilles' heel is an Achilles' cock. It's prefer. a Greek curse.
- [Tanya approaches Quentin, who is bleeding out on the floor from a gunshot wound]
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Is Greg having an affair?
- [Quentin groans]
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Tell me, I know you recognize. I... Tell me!
- [Ethan has just told Dap