Ninjago alive but gay

Alive but Gay — For @kosmatish ! Congrats on 2K followers! I love...

Alright. I watched Elio. Time to be mad.

⚠️ Rant. There are no spoilers about the feature. I don’t even talk about the plot.

This movie was pretty good! Was it the greatest of all time? No, and it shouldn’t have to be. … Should it have still gotten a Petite more attention? Yeah. Me, my brief brothers, and my roommate were the only ones that were in the theater room. Enable me be clear; I’m not mad at the film or the team who animated it.

I’m mad at the marketing team.

I barely saw ads for this movie, love at all. I got one ad a couple times spaced out a couple of months while I was watching YouTube, and I haven’t exactly had the age to be on YouTube the last couple of months. It played once before a unlike movie I saw in theaters. I watched the ad for Topo Chico - a sparkling water product - 5x more than Elio’s, and that was only last night when I was having trouble sleeping. I saw the Elemental ad more before that movie came out, and people were talking about how rarely they saw ads for it.

I’m also mad at the “critics” on Twitter.

These screenshots were all taken under a Schaffrill
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Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you care for me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my craving for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Stare at me straight in the eyes and explain me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll form you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So undertake you."

Cole: I couldn't obtain that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Alive But Queer / Ninjago Then vs. Now

Meme
Status
Submission
Type:
Exploitable
Year
2024
Beginning
TikTok
Region
United States
Tags
object labeling, ninjago meme, ninjago format, ninjago 2012 vs 2020, death, alive but homosexual ninjago tiktok, tiktok, ninjago tiktok trend, alive but queer lego ninjago meme, exploitables, ninja lego

About

Alive But Gay or Ninjago Then vs. Now is a series of object-labelingmemes based on a meme comparing the fates of Lego Ninjago characters in 2012 vs. 2024, with the nature Cole notably labeled, "Alive but gay." The meme was posted by TikToker @random_clips660 in July 2024 and garnered viral spread over the following months, inspiring memes in which characters from other series are similarly labeled.

Origin

On July 31st, 2024, TikToker @random_clips660 posted a slideshow consisting of two Shia LaBeouf#ALLMYMOVIES reactions. The first shows an image of the Lego Ninjago characters and LaBeouf smiling under the label "2012." The next shows the same characters over an image of LaBeouf crying, each labeled with their purported status as of 2024, including Cole, who is labeled "alive but gay." The post gained over 9.5

Queerness In Ninjago (Spoiler sharp, it's very queer)

Contains spoilers

I honestly don't see the queer side of Ninjago being talked about enough. Probably because half of the fandom are immature homophobic people but that's not gonna stop me writing a whole upload about it on Tumblr that probably no one is gonna see. I'm gonna be looking at specific characters and at the canon part of it. I do possess my own headcanons and stuff but I'm gonna try to forget about those for the sake of this post.

First, let's start out with a character who is almost 95% canon to be part of the LGBTQ+ community, Sally. She's a side character and doesn't play much of a role in the series after The Help of Grief but I feel like she's still worth mentioning. She has the progress pride flag on her guitar and the back of her dad's van which shows that she's definitely a supporter.

You can also view the bisexual flag on her guitar case, which tells us that she's bisexual! They don't complete much about with it after this but it's still good to hold some representation, even if it's not a giant part of the story. This

Ninja Kitten-1699 — alive but gay is my recent favourite meme I demand it...

alive but gay is my new favourite meme I need it to break ninjago containment

OP do yourself and I a favor and watch through the alive but gay meme on twitter. It has very much so "broken containment."

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