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Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay: Eight Tales Of Hot Food (Paperback)

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There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more visible than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay sustenance and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED Lgbtq+ BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS.


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Hooray For Brex(sh)it

Full title: Pounded by the Pound: Turned Same-sex attracted by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union

🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯/★★★★★ When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just how normal everything seems. But the relaxed doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future. Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must commute back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

This weekend will be the two year anniversary of our glorious nation’s sterling attempt to flush ourselves down the bog. AKA the worst morning of my existence, AKA Brekshit Brexit. Hoobloodyray! In honour of the bold new course the United Kingdom is steering off into the unknown,* this week I am reviewing a very special book by a very unique authour: CHUCK TINGLE!

Chuck Tingle is an erotic satirist, internet legend, twice Hugo nominee, and possibly the most genius troll to acquire ever lived. If you’ve not already checked out Chuck’s hilarious list of gay erotica titles (known as ‘Tinglers’),,, GOOGLE EXISTS SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

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Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Departing The European Union


(2016)
A Story by Chuck Tingle


When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.

In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses stretch strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to trim costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.



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A novel by Chuck Tingle(Editor’s Note: If you’re not familiar with Chuck Tingle, he is a Hugo-nominated author of cross-genre erotic fiction, and has been featured in The Fresh York Observer, The Guardian, Literary Hub, and The Recent York Times. His work includes: Slammed in the Butthole by my Notion of Linear Time, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, Pounded in the Butt by my Book “Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt”, and Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union.)

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Chuck Tingle

Chuck Tingle is a self-published author of niche, gay erotic short stories. Many of his works (known as "Tinglers") are satirical and reference or poke fun at current events, political figures and celebrities, conservative politics, and/or events in his hold life. They also frequently feature extra-terrestrial or unreal creatures (such as raptors, unicorns, and Bigfoot) or physical manifestations of abstract concepts, such as "the linear concept of time" or "the existential dread that I may actually be a character in a Chuck Tingle book". Tingle has also written traditionally published (non-erotic) homosexual horror, starting with Camp Damascus in 2023.

Tingle has a cult tracking, partly due to his uniquely bizarre writing design (Aja Romano has speculated that his works are "tongue-in-cheek satires of actual kink-driven fiction on Amazon"[1] but Tingle has consistently stated that they are genuine) and subject matter, and partly due to his unabashed satirising of conservative politics and political figures, as well as the generally wholesome attitude he promotes towards experience, love, and self-acceptance. He attained even greater fame after a campaign by pounded by the pound turned gay by chuck tingle